Centurione The Clown

Water Clowns

Water clowns are the most ubiquitous of all clown types and are found in both salt water and freshwater environments.

The History of Clowns – Forward

“All wicked desires, every perverse thought, all deadly works, conspire to advance the body of the clown at large. Remember you are servants of the dark master who goes by many names but is recognizable for his sponsorship of beings capable of carrying out his evil will in the world. The clown who does nothing more than light a human foot on fire is in his own small way practising the advancement of the master’s cause. All devious and evil acts serve to realize the master’s vision for his earthly kingdom. Clowns are integral to that ambitious goal. “

The Clown Brawl

A horrible, turbulent affair… the brawls are the Klown equivalent of a Rave – but the music is cacophonous industrial sound, as befits a teeming mass, many different rhythms, beats and patterns, at times coalescing magically, in a kind of pied piper fashion, which can hypnotically draw in other victims, clown/human/animal