Clown - O - the Day

Evil clown sighting/stalking in Cremona, Alberta

December 30th, 2021

This clown was reported stalking and cornering 5 women, 2 children and 2 teenage boys.  While unclear what it actually wanted, the majority of the terrified victims attest to the clown baring it’s [razor sharp] teeth while uttering guttural, putrid ejaculations of laughter.

The suit was described as silken, tight-fitting, accentuating it’s package, with the pom-pom buttons notably bitten off.  The clown was reported to smell like earl grey tea and rotten squash.